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| author | Yuval Adam <yuv.adm@gmail.com> | 2011-04-29 11:51:19 +0300 |
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| committer | Yuval Adam <yuv.adm@gmail.com> | 2011-04-29 11:51:19 +0300 |
| commit | 4bebac6dc1b224c2cef4df63bf74064d20075203 (patch) | |
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| parent | 6a8104d9511067cc19f42f52ef1ce898bc0cfb07 (diff) | |
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diff --git a/sample_corpora/non-erotic.txt b/sample_corpora/non-erotic.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ebd5a17 --- /dev/null +++ b/sample_corpora/non-erotic.txt @@ -0,0 +1,103 @@ + A NEW LAND by Vengeance + + It was a glorious, yet sad occasion. Unklack the barbarian had just +defeated the evil wizard "Monster Mage", but in the process, he had also +slaughtered all of his fellow adventurers in a berzerker attack upon the +evil wizard. "That's okay, I can always buy some more friends ", Unklack +thought (translated from barbarian). So he proceeded through the room, +which used to be the laboratory of Monster Mage, but now it was in such a +wretched condition that it could be confused with a poorly kept Harpie's +nest. Unklack had been traveling for over two years now, in search of the +treasure of "Horace Greely", a good friend, and a noble warrior, but that +didn'tt matter to Unklack, all he knew was that Horace was dead, and that +he had left a hoard of treasure for any brave adventurer to find, and +Unklack was sure that he would find it! As Unklack proceded down a narrow +winding hall, with countless spider webs, and all other forms of sticky, +slimey, trash, he began to think (translated again), "I wonder if I will +ever find this marvelous treasure, shouldn't I have come to it by now?". +And at that thought, he entered a room, which was barren, except for a +door, which led out into a forest, and a shimmering hole, on the left side +of the room that was so bright that it blinded Unklack for an instant. +"Yaarrgghhh!!", Unklack screamed, realizing that the door was an exit, and +not an entrance to a treasure chamber, which he had expected. "But what +is that hole doing here", Unklack thought. For many years Unklack had +despised magic, and anything that resembled magic, but in the past few +years Unklack had grown accustomed to it, and even had a few magical items +in his possesion. Unklack walked over to the hole, and peered into it, +and what he saw, truly amazed him, worldy as he was. "It's another land!", +Unklack thought. "Or it could be another trap set by the vanquished +Monster Mage", considered Unklack. Well there was only one way to find out, +so Unklack lowered himself down into the hole and instantly he vanished! +The next thing Unklack saw, was a room, which was pretty much barren, +except for a few weird looking chairs, a table, a closed door and over on +the left wall, there was a huge chest with rectangular glowing sections, +and on the sections there were strange glowing symbols. "Whoooppeee", +cried Unklack, for he was sure that he had found the treasure now! "But +how can I open the chest", Unklack wondered. Then Unklack had an idea +(which came very seldom for Unklack) He could use his Helm of comprehending +languages, to figure out the "riddle" on the chest! So he rummaged through +his backpack and finaly found it, he then put on the helm, and stared at +the symbols which read "COKE", and "Deposit 50 cents". "What type of +riddle is this?", screamed Unklack, and before he knew it he was hacking +the chest up with his broadsword (because this is what Unklack usually does +when he gets angry). Suddenly fluid started pouring out all over Unklack, +and the floor, and that was when he noticed the "black snake", which had +come through a hole in the wall, and was probably eating his treasure! +"Arrgghh!!", Unklack Arrgghhed, and he charged forward and severed the +snake in half with his sword. The snake then fell to the wet floor, and +instantly Unklack was paralyzed, as hundreds of volts flowed through his +body. After about ten minutes of this, Unklack fell to a dry part of the +floor, where he passed out. When Unklack awoke, he was lying in a bed, +and next to him was a man with tubes coming out of his ears, and this +strange mutant had a piece of cloth wrapped around Unklacks arm, which +constricted, every time the man squeezed his hand together. "Fafadclearad!!", +Unklack cursed, as he tore the cloth snake from his arm. Unklack then lept +out of bed, and reached for his broadsword, which was not there, so he +charged out of the room, and behind him he heard the Mutant yell "Security, +stop that man", but this was just jibberish to Unklack so he ploughed +through the crowd of strange looking people, in odd looking clothes, until +he reached the exit. Standing in front of the exit were two men, one of +which had a club, and the other had a metal object, which he pointed at +Unklack. These peasants posed no problem for Unklack, so he charged through +them and came to a glass wall. On top of the wall, there was a strange +glowing red eye, which glittered dangerously. "How can I get through this", +Unklack wondered, because he had nothing with him, except for his pants, +and his long cloak, and Unklack usually relied on his broadsword to get him +out of trouble. Behind Unklack, one of the peasants cried " Stop, or I'll +shoot!". Unklack paid no attention to that obviously weak swine (mainly +because he couldn't understand him), and tried to think about a plan to get +past that magical "eye". Suddenly Unklack heard a thunderbolt from behind +him, and instantly a portion of the glass in front of him was shattered. +Now this was just too much for Unklack, so he plunged through the glass, +and the instant he was about to hit it, the glass moved, making him fall +head first on to the concrete. "Yaarrr", Unklack screamed, and he got up, +and turned around to find, one of the guards rushing him with a club. Now +this is what Unklack enjoys! Unklack ducked under the blow, and picked up +the guard and threw him at his other enemy with the thunder wand. They +both landed together in a large heap, and people inside the building were +screaming, and picking up some sort of handle, and screaming into that as +well. Well Unklack had gotten frustrated now, so he screamed a yell of +defience and ran into the busy street. Suddenly something caught Unklack's +eye! It was a huge golden "M". "At last!", thought Unklack, "I have found +the treasure!". But before Unklack could run for the golden tower, a large +metal box, with a human inside, smacked him up into the air, and when he +came down, Unklack fell face first on to the black,soiless earth, where he +proceeded to make a large crack on his head. But there was no time for +pain, because Unklack had finally found the treasure. Unklack slowly +arose and hobbled over to the huge golden M, onlookers stared in disgust +at the blood running down his face. "Haernas quentos fesa meehanowack", +Unlack said in triumph, as he finaly arrived at the M. Unklack then +reached out, and touched the M, which was made of some weird material, +which he had never before encountered. "Aaarrrggghh.....", cried Unklack, +who was barely audible, for he had realized that it wasn'tt gold! Unklack +then slumped down next to the M, where he then allowed two odd looking +people, in white clothing, to take him across the street and place him in +his bed, which he soiled with dirt, and his blood. Unklack then felt his +life slipping away, and he noticed several people in white had crowded +around him, and one of them placed two small plates on his chest, and +pressed a button, which made his body fly up several inches into the air. +"Obviously, they want to finish me off" thought Unklack, but this was the +last thought Unklack had before all went dark. "Sorry guys, I didn't think +I could save him", said Doctor Arvenbaum, as he pulled off his gloves, +"Hey, why don't we go get some sodas"? + The End |
